The World Championship Pumpkin Weigh-Off in California sets the mood for Halloween every year. This year, a new record was set with a giant pumpkin weighing in at 1,658 pounds--more than 100 pounds over the old record.

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It's time to think about carving your yearly lewd pumpkin to scare away those annoying children who gather on your doorstep. First, however, you must consider the specimen. This pumpkin fair has some big-ass pumpkins,...

During this trying autumn, The Onion News Network will keep a vigilant watch on the dangers of the changing season and the effects it may have on our lifestyle.  If you thought raking leaves was going to be the worst this...