We're with Colbert. We can't get behind the Black Eyed Peas, Jeremih or Sean Kingston. Although, we aren't big fans of his mash-up, even if it doesn't include a killer cut from The Music Man.

We nominate Pour Some Sugar On Me

"We are America! I don't give a rat's ass if it helps! We are America! We do not fu*king torture!"

Give 'em hell, Shep!

You might want to update that resume when you have some downtime from crusading.

 

Stephen, both dogs and kids love sticks. And they're free, so take your $80 light saber and stick where the sun don't shine...in the belly of a Ton Ton. Sorry, we're just testy that nobody wished us a Merry Atheistmas yet...

This Wednesday, at 5 p.m. EST, the war of arrogance will be unleashed upon Kanye West. The self-proclaimed voice of a generation AND this decade is currently besting Colbert's Christmas album on the iTunes rankings by a mere 1

Lock the doors, close the drapes, light a scented candle and put on...some RuPaul? It's Afro-Homo-Geddon! And watch out for the hipster Mormons, and the gay radical disco queens! This eruption is going to make the 1992 Rodney...

Colbert wants to positively impact this mess for the "Maverick Without A Cause." He's looking forward, not backward, and he's tired of all the sexist speak when it comes to global climate change. Once we rid the world of the...

"It's OK to like somebody, but that doesn't mean you have to vote for them." Kids of voting age, just because everyone else is "doing it" doesn't mean you have to give up you ballot box virginity. Take the pledge and remain...