Next time you fly across the country in a fit of paranoia over your long-distance girlfriend, keep one thing in mind: dorm RAs hate candles. They HATE them. You can burn almost anything else--almost anything else--and get...

Dan Levy's My Long-Distance Relationship is consistently amusing, if only because it gives us the opportunity to pick the highest-quality cheesecake screencap and laugh at Sam's idiot roommate. If you like that too, this week...

Sam's (Dan Levy) jealousy finally got the best of him. He dumped Samantha. WHY, GOD, WHY?

For Halloween, Sam (Dan Levy) decides to put on his best Dracula costume and head to Florida to visit Samantha. Like the old saying goes, "Look before you get dressed up as a horror-movie monster and hide in someone's closet."...

We're a little further into Sam (Dan Levy) and Samantha's long-distance relationship, and they already need some help. Last Comic Standing's Eddie Pepitone is there to offer guidance. Sort of. Not really.

Samantha has an Abercrombie douche as an RA.  Sam has a 7-year-old neighbor who he babysits.  Of course there would be problems.

Bad news for Sam (Dan Levy). His girlfriend is making movies with the RA. And he smells incense... damn RAs. Always being pains in the ass and ruining your incense-burning sessions.

Sam (Dan Levy) and Samantha are back, and they're ready for cyber-sex!  One of them is, at least... the other one is in the library. By the microfiche. Things really aren't going to work for them.