Go ahead, you can say it.  This dweeb exceeds loserism by leaps and bounds.  Walking around with makeup makes you a dork by default, and then getting all stupid over Dave Matthews Band really multiplies things.

We're starting to think that this whole "Brad Garrett Looks to Get Laid" thing is...staged. This woman is not real. She can't be. We're both annoyed and impressed. Pays for the meal? Point. Says things like "Bless your...

You thought that Dungeons & Dragons was the height of dorkdom? Clearly you underestimated the power of nerdy elitism. These Vassar students, future princes of the investment and intellectual universe, are officially wasting...

YouTube can be a scary place. Take that Britney guy, for instance. F**ked up, right? He's got nothing on these guys, who have nothing better to do than bait and belittle each other online. When the taunting takes a desperate...

The Spurs may have the NBA title, but we don't think they can top these guys on the mini-hoop. Especially not the third-floor toss-up in the final 40 seconds of the clip. Are they humongous dorks? Probably. But be honest, all...

In the second episode of our trilogy, Conan dons a “humbling” Lycra suit as the wizards at ILM turn him into C-3PO. Conan deepens the fussy gold-plated robot by inventing “herniated disc C-3PO” and “three-martini C-3PO.”...

Conan is spending the week in week in San Francisco, although eschewing the flowers in his hair. He pays a visit to Lucasfilm to point out Yoda’s bladder issues, amongst other topics. All your old friends are here: R2D2,...