We weren't even aware that this was an issue until we saw this video.  Today went one-on-one with Pitt to discuss the possibility of a campaign, which he promptly shot down.  What a great non-story!  Good job, guys!

If you haven't heard of him, the Naked Cowboy is an honest-to-God big attraction in Times Square who... well, is naked and plays the guitar like a cowboy. Now he's running for mayor. Well, at least his outside is the same as...

Short Shorts is back again with a mayor who can't remember the victims of tragedy, a nuclear passcode that is safely kept secret, and a Jewish wedding gone awry.

Yawn. Here's a video of whats-her-face, Sarah Blah-lin, while she was running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. God, life must've been so boring when your greatest opportunity was to commision the town ice fishing team to make...