Just so you know, your credit card rate jumped by 27% while you enjoyed this John Hodgman clip.

No, there's nothing you can do about it except laugh.

Not the last laugh though, that jocularity is solely the domain of fat cats.

Laugh it up, gun control candy-asses. While your portfoilo sinks deeper into the abyss, our savings plan is robust. Buying automatic weapons now will put our kids through college later. And unlike your pussified Roth IRA,...

Speaking of the Knights in Satan's Service, Gene "bloody tongue" Simmons himself rang the Wall St. bell. Then he lectured the media on irresponsible financial journalism, pimped his brand of condoms with dirty words, and...