Ahh, moving in together. It seems like a good idea at first (you're always at each other's places anyway), but as the month's go by so do the sparks. Watch as this ideal IKEA-based relationship falls apart along with that...

Someday, people will look back in wonder at our society's obsession with do-it-yourself, disposable Swedish particle board furniture. Someday, men, women and robots alike will long for the days when they could break apart...