Attention, kids: Listen to your coaches. Some of them have real experience in the world of professional sports, and they're telling you that skill doesn't necessarily pay the bills.  Featuring Anchorman's David Koechner.

...and he lost some weight. Just kidding, that's just David Koechner. Rush is still a fat slob. A fat, racist, stupid slob.

The biggest comedic celebrities around team up to give your children advice for the return to school, from elementary to college.  We like Louis C.K.'s advice the best.