The continuation of Smith Magazine's "Six-Word Memoirs" theme has got us wanting to invent an adolescent one of our own.

Just so you know, Twilight sucks.

That was fun!

Some fans will go all the way for the bands they love, even if it means looking like a retard. Don't get too excited though. The Teenagers haven't got the notoriety for exuberant fan exposure. Fortunately, the tune brings it...