We know you don't have a lot of time to sit around watching dry footage of C-SPAN, so when something gets said that seriously raises eyebrows, the internet steps in.  Here, Texas Republican Rep. Michael Burgess spouts off...

The combo of AIG's faltering, Lehman Brothers collapsing and the stock market plunging got everyone freaked out, so now Americans are ponying up $700 billion to bail out the economy.  The byproduct of all this number...

The race is over when it's over, except when it's not. Here's some footage of two speedboat racers going for the checkered flag and the explosive result. Next race: down the highway to the hospital.