Now that John McCain is the official nominee of the Republican party, Stephen Colbert has ended his "Green Screen Challenge." Regular folks across the Internet put their laptops to good use trying to make McCain seem like...

An "unnamed" McCain supporter put together an ad showing why John McCain is the right woman for the job. He's been on Ellen and Cindy makes way more money than he does. As they say at the GOP convention, you go girl!

Stephen Colbert gets to the bottom of how the godless express coital joy by grilling Lori Lippman Brown, director of Secular Coalition for America. It's an intriguing give-and-take, and you know it's rock solid, nobody swears...

You may have been sucked in by Michelle Obama's warm personable patriotic opening night speech, but that just makes you a sucker. Like Fox News, Colbert knows the key to understanding what Michelle was really saying is to...

An exhibit in Switzerland by American artist Paul McCarthy entitled (we kid you not) Complex Sh*t, caused quite a brown-out when the giant turds became unmoored. The poop de resistance brought down a power line, broke a...

The 1952 Helsinki Olympics were a showdown for global supremacy between the good kindly wholesome athletes of the United States and the godless fish-eaters of Finland. Thank your lucky umlauts it turned out the way it did, ...

Sure, Stephen's been a Jeopardy! answer multiple times, but that is no excuse for the disrespect he was shown in the the Tournament of Champions. The "T" is silent for a reason Trebek. And that reason is for self-referential...

Canton, South Dakota is not North Dakota's ashtray. It may not have much in the way of career opportunities, but it's got a bowling alley and a DMV. Now, Canton, Texas, that place is a steaming pile of Longhorn dung. The...

And they do it using a game of three-card monte. Follow the Queen, suckers, she'll lead you right to the $5 a gallon promised land. 

And he's got a message for his gringo counterpart. Pucker up, Stephen, Jorge Ramos is en su casa. He's no giant baby, but you'll be smooching him on the mouth. 

Gary Ross crushed three vertebrae while serving in the Air Force. To ease his pain, he legally purchases medical marijuana in California. His love of prescription weed means he can't get a job as a computer programmer. No way...

The Associated Press reported that the well-heeled are instructing their personal shoppers to search for the best deals, not the most lavish. (Audible gasp.) When the rich get thrifty, the poor have to lap up their crumbs....

Dummies of the world, unite! Or, at least the homegrown morons should come together to spend a week celebrating "National Ignorance Month." The strength in stupidity will be the strongest lobby in America, with the ability to...

It would seem the 829 residents of Canton, Kansas are angry with Stephen Colbert for calling their town a shi*hole. If this sounds like a bit, well, this came from an actual news "report" and the folks really did seem peeved....

Stephen Colbert is selling counterfeit Starbucks receipts, so you can take full advantage of the big "buy a giant coffee in the morning get another giant coffee in the afternoon for slightly less" promotion. Sure, you will be...