Yes, we're hoping upon hoping what you're hoping too. But we don't want to jinx it. We'll simply tune into Saturday Night Live in the hopes that a certain bespectacled TV-comedy-writerly sexpot morphs into another certain...

The mega-bestseller from Sarah Palin has a mind of its own. It doesn't play by your conventional rules, it does what it thinks is best for the country, at least the part where igloos be. Going Rogue isn't afraid to take out a...

They do share that sordid past...

By the way, our contribution to the "Top Ten Surprises in the Sarah Palin Book" would be:

#1a.) She quit writing it halfway through, last 172 pages blank. 

It was on Oprah...sort of. 

Palin's a quitter who loves unprotected sex. 

Huh. Maybe she is a real American after all. 

So far, our favorite moment of the Going Rogue media blitz was when Palin labeled the AP "opposition research" on her Facebook page. And what exactly is the AP guilty of? Fact-checking her work. 

What else do you expect from ...

We hear you loud and clear, little bookworms. 

We'd much rather drive a sword into our hearts and jump into a volcano filled with sharks than read Palin's memoir too. 

You know why you can't stand the sight of her, right? 

Because you're an elitist who can't handle a real American who kills stuff with her bare hands in her God-fearing state of Alaska.

If you find her unlikable because she...

Dave apologizes to his wife, says the philandering is in the past and admits he's got his work cut out him. Dave believes you can't let the bad guys win, but he hurt a loved one in the process and for that, that he's sorry. 

When you think comedy, you think...Arlen Specter?

This mockery of the art of stand-up makes us madder than a Birther at a town hall meeting. (Rimshot!) His material croaks faster than an old person on Sarah Palin's death...

It's been so hot in the city this week that are brains are scrambled to the point where the idea of Woody Allen driving into Manhattan with a live moose strapped to his car doesn't seem far-fetched. Who knew he and Sarah...

For our money, the ongoing toen hall health care debates are good old-fashioned American fun. They have the key element of a vibrant democracy: Old, angry, frothing-at-the-mouth, white people screaming hysterical nonsense at...

The fireweed is in full bloom...No rain, no rainbow.

Truer words were never Tweeted.

Shatner, you've found your calling. Love the sandals. Cue the bongos and deliver us some Palin poetry.

We don't know how Dave can make jokes at a time like this.

It's the end of Late Nite world as we know it. (And ex-Gov. Palin feels fine.)

Only a liberal media fool can't understand that Sarah Palin's love for Alaska is so strong she refuses to be a lame duck playing politics as usual. You know what you call someone who leaves their first term as governor...