Last year really was a worldwide d*ckfest, wasn't it? No? Well, it still gave us Sarah Palin and that's enough for love. We'll give it a shot! Woah! We're halfway there...

Tina Fey hit the purest comedic note of the campaign in her spot-on depiction of Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live, transforming America's perception of the Republican VP candidate.  Here, she goes head to head with Amy...

We had plenty of respect for vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.  But 1) Hustler was releasing a roman a clef porno, Who's Nailin' Paylin? and 2) Ms. Newton and Mr. Gervais were reading from the script.  Ha!  (More on...

Tina Fey is so unbelievable as the would-be HAIC (Head Alaskan In Charge: No? Well, she recently called McCain "my running mate"), we almost hope the impression will be around for another 16 years... SHUDDER!!!! Just kidding,...

Wow! Where has this John McCain been? He mans up, goes toe-to-toe with Tina Fey, and absolutely kills it like a moose in Sarah Palin's yard. He's sharp, witty and a hell of a lot of fun. Whether it's calling himself a true

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We here at Late Nite want to help you shake off your tryptophan phog by delivering the first gift of the 2009 Christmas season. Keith Olbermann gleefully keeps the Ghost of Alaskan Thanksgiving Poultry Slaughters Past by...

Just hear those sleigh bells screeching going Meow! MEOW! MEEOOOOWWW! Make it stop, our ears are bleeding! The only thing at can save Christmas would be eating the turkey made famous as it was slaughtered behind Sarah Palin....

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows. 

All of the other reindeer, never let him have any fun. But it's all academic, because Palin turned him to jerky with

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Hopeful Georgia senator Saxby Chambliss was locked in a tight recount, so he broke out the big guns: Sarah Palin for the base, and inappropriate familial hugging for the undecided pervert crowd. And the winners are: Chambliss,...

For the comedy gift that's sweeter than candied yams, heartier than cornbread stuffing, richer than buttermilk gravy and meatier than caribou steaks. 

Can you guess who it is?

We here at Late Nite want to help you shake off your tryptophan phog by delivering the first gift of the 2009 Christmas season. Keith Olbermann gleefully keeps the Ghost of Alaskan Thanksgiving Poultry Slaughters Past by...

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Words can't describe how thankful we are for the footage of Gov. Palin discussing "good Americans" while some hayseed eviscerates turkeys in the background like an animal version of Fargo.  Have we removed the blood, beaks

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After the vigorous hard-fought 2008 Presidential campaign, Sarah Palin just wants some time to decompress with her family back in Wasilla over some moose chili and penguin wraps. (Stabbed the birds herself!) It'll be just a...

We fully expected Gov. Palin to assassinate all of the animals at the San Diego Zoo, to take out Tina Fey and Katie Couric, and to have a grandchild named Crumpet Soapdish. The love affair with Flavor Flav, though? We thought...