Dave apologizes to his wife, says the philandering is in the past and admits he's got his work cut out him. Dave believes you can't let the bad guys win, but he hurt a loved one in the process and for that, that he's sorry. 

When you think comedy, you think...Arlen Specter?

This mockery of the art of stand-up makes us madder than a Birther at a town hall meeting. (Rimshot!) His material croaks faster than an old person on Sarah Palin's death...

It's been so hot in the city this week that are brains are scrambled to the point where the idea of Woody Allen driving into Manhattan with a live moose strapped to his car doesn't seem far-fetched. Who knew he and Sarah...

For our money, the ongoing toen hall health care debates are good old-fashioned American fun. They have the key element of a vibrant democracy: Old, angry, frothing-at-the-mouth, white people screaming hysterical nonsense at...

The fireweed is in full bloom...No rain, no rainbow.

Truer words were never Tweeted.

Shatner, you've found your calling. Love the sandals. Cue the bongos and deliver us some Palin poetry.

We don't know how Dave can make jokes at a time like this.

It's the end of Late Nite world as we know it. (And ex-Gov. Palin feels fine.)

Only a liberal media fool can't understand that Sarah Palin's love for Alaska is so strong she refuses to be a lame duck playing politics as usual. You know what you call someone who leaves their first term as governor...

What's truly amazing here is that Captain Kirk makes all of Palin's nonsense sound so sensible...and sexy.

Damnit-all, we miss Sarah so much. There is no way we will live long or prosper without her.

Come back, pretty lady!

Didn't you learn anything from your running mate, Gov. Palin? Don't piss off the king of late night, his sh*t-eating gap-toothed grin will get you every time. And we agree with Dave. Go ahead and call him tasteless, unfunny...

Sometimes there's no reason for us to even try to improve or expand upon The Daily Show's genius wit. 

"Blamey Whinehouse."

Perfection.