If we could have one wish, it would be for 100 more wishes.

We would use one of them to have Lou's replacement be a Mexican illegal.

Oh say can you si? Mr. Dobbs!

Hasta la vista, jerkface.

Tomorrow night, when you sit down with your fantasy friends, err football "team," take a minute to remember those who made the NFL what it is today. Long before the Steelers, Titans, Heineken personal kegs and the Black Eyed...

Yes, it does get better. It gets better when you get Hammond as Connery, Macdonald as Reynolds, Ferrell as Trebek and Hanks as... Hanks. You got it! A Celebrity Jeopardy first (we think), a real-life star playing a much...

You won't like him when he's angry. 

The Rock Obama Smash!!!

Seriously, who wouldn't enjoy watching Barack turn all green, muscular, and fiery, if only to see the Hulk throw some big bankers off the White House roof? 

Monday...

Dan Aykroyd dropped in to play John Boehner in a closed-door Republican meeting on the Hill. It isn't huge on big laughs, but it nails the current state of the Grand Old Obstructionist Party. Is SNL politically tone deaf...Or...

We refer, of course, to Amy Poehler. You already knew Hillary Clinton was never going away.

(Ed note: Did Amy get a free liposuction when she gave birth? We have a 15-lb. food baby, we've been trying to lose since she's been...

It's all over.

Right, Florida? You aren't hanging any chads on us again, are you?

2008 will go down as a truly historic election, one that might even eclipse the genius satire it produced.

Before we turn our attention to the...