Are you watching I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here? If not, you're missing something truly insane. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag threatened to leave, only to come back and be baptized by Stephen Baldwin? Then they quit...

Ron Paul is still on a roll in terms of coming off as a liberal conservative who is hard to understand, and even speaks a little like an escapee from an insane asylum.  Not that we're against legalizing pot, but Ron Paul...

Donnie Hoyle's a man on a mission: he's got to wipe himself out of a security camera video tape -- FAST! -- and the fact that you suck so bad at Photoshop is not helping matters.  Unfortunately, poor Stephen Baldwin has to...