Diamonds are a girl's best friend, unless you're Sarah Haskins. On the latest edition of Target: Women, Haskins relays a history lesson about giving jewelry as a gift (it's a substitute for the dead mammoth our ancestors used...

Now alcoholics can learn about history, too!  We mean the REAL history, not that trash your father's been teachin' ya.  It'ssss the type a thing dat he wudn undershtand if it HIT HIM. You, know...RIGHT IN THE FACE. God bless...