A Russian car company has introduced a diamond-encrusted SUV...with leather seats made from whale penis.

Everybody exhale, we're going to be just fine.

Colbert reports on the ultimate way to live like a king: By choosing bride number 14 from a parade of tens of thousands of bare-breasted virgins while sporting a loincloth. King Mswati III of Swaziland began this regal...

The Associated Press reported that the well-heeled are instructing their personal shoppers to search for the best deals, not the most lavish. (Audible gasp.) When the rich get thrifty, the poor have to lap up their crumbs....