We're not of the belief that a Rhode Island morning show would possess investigative journalism skills on par with Upton Sinclair. That said, blindly accepting a shitty Photoshop job, then trading ghost stories ... yikes.

The "jesus in food items" tag is becoming a personal favorite here at The Daily Tube. Thanks, CNN, for managing to shoehorn the most hackneyed cable news cliche into your latest media sh-tstorm. Just kidding, you suck.

No random food item could more unexpected a spot for divine materialization than the form of David Cross. None.

Gladstone takes a look at the oldest trick in the cable news book--when in doubt, find a zealot who claims to possess a representation of Christ in corn-chip form. Put said zealot on television. Rinse. Repeat.

Cracked.com compares Fox News and CNN to see which station has the stupider human interest story about finding Jesus where he really shouldn't be. This is one contest no rational news source should come close to winning if it...