The internet has taken over cable news' journalistic endeverance. So why are you still competing, CNN?

Just like any top-tier pop culture nugget, the Simpsons inspire classic pissing matches among their most intense fanboys (and girls). But for whatever reason, this stuff seems extra weird.

Maybe because Battlestar Galactica...

Terminator: Salvation, in addition to being the worst movie of all-time, ever, is also a harbinger of things to come, according to Michael Swaim. Skynet: your move.

The craziest part of this entire list is that No. 2 isn't No. 1. We won't ruin it for you, but be warned...there are six funny moments on this list and one deeply troubling one. Also, it's good to see Swaim and the boys didn'...

If you can make it through the montage at the end of this clip, you deserve $100. We can't pay you, but you deserve it.

Is it bad that as we watched this countdown, we were muttering the entire time, "Where the f*ck is Gormley?" Thank god we stuck it out.

What better thing to do on hump day than let Cracked.com give you bad great ideas about how to get through to the weekend?

Jenga!

You mean other than finding videos on the internet and writing captions for them?

The tradeoff for spending your time trying to prove the existence of wormholes? Everyone else in the world finds you odd and offputting, and you're doomed to spend your birthdays with your parents, and your parents alone....

This video educates the average American worker about "going green." It's beneficial to the Earth, but more importantly, environmental consciousness prevents us from becoming prey to drain demons and zombies. A used battery...

Cracked.com proves it has what it takes to tear YouTube a new one.  Okay, maybe it's not that hard.  In reality, this is a demonstration of stamina. 

Michael Swaim's latest offering for CrackedTV confirms our sneaking suspicion: Girls like these Jonas Brothers fellas. We'd heard whispers, and now we know, they're the new big thing. Watch out for 'em.

The past eight years have vacillated between "Let's make fun of choking on a pretzel" and "Is it okay to make fun of waterboarding?" So, while jokes about Obama's penchant for Star Trek don't come quite as easy, they're...

...that don't involve the words "WE'LL DO IT LIVE" or incorporating falafels into attempted phone sex. Sorry folks. You'll have to settle for his efforts at belittling a war veteran. What an ugly human being.

eBay is awesome for old baseball cards and beer posters. "Stuff that looks like other stuff" and penis tattoos? No thank you, interwebs.