...that don't involve the words "WE'LL DO IT LIVE" or incorporating falafels into attempted phone sex. Sorry folks. You'll have to settle for his efforts at belittling a war veteran. What an ugly human being.

eBay is awesome for old baseball cards and beer posters. "Stuff that looks like other stuff" and penis tattoos? No thank you, interwebs.

It looks like British sketch comedy show Man Stroke Woman has come stateside. We'll let you judge this first clip for yourself. It's worth a look if only to hear Sean Hayes from Will & Grace say dirty heterosexual words.

It's nice when a day passes without the need to report about a crazy man shooting a bunch of people, but even peace has its ugly side. It creates slow news days, which create useless stories, which breed god-awful pun-filled...

Every man -- every man -- has a list like this. For those of us who troll funny websites for videos, No. 7 (the t-shirt girl) holds a special place in our hearts. Maybe we purchased merchandise in hopes of meeting her...and...

Cracked brings us the nine most despicable people and web sites that tried to cash in election fever this year. Our favorites include the returning champion, the political waffles website, Sarah Palin panties, and Sister...

It's not easy to explain the underlying premise of this video, but here goes: A CNN news story about Hooters new "Neuter Your Pet" awareness features some contrasting imagery. It switches rapidly from boobs to a dog getting...

Cracked.com compares Fox News and CNN to see which station has the stupider human interest story about finding Jesus where he really shouldn't be. This is one contest no rational news source should come close to winning if it...