Who cares about an on-board computer and all that nerd stuff. We were sold at "super toilet."

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These Aren't Muskets are here to teach us that Valentine's Day isn't about love. Or greeting cards. Or forgetting to buy flowers for your   your mom. Or getting drunk during the afternoon and falling asleep instead of taking...

Everyone's guilty of bringing their work home with them. When you work as a "purveyor of ropes and sacks," your work tends to...disturb people. Pretty simple. Nothing to see here.

...that don't involve the words "WE'LL DO IT LIVE" or incorporating falafels into attempted phone sex. Sorry folks. You'll have to settle for his efforts at belittling a war veteran. What an ugly human being.

We always thought the worst-case scenario regarding customer service calls was getting thrown in jail for murder. Who hasn't had thoughts of finding the company's call center address, driving/flying/swimming to that location,...

eBay is awesome for old baseball cards and beer posters. "Stuff that looks like other stuff" and penis tattoos? No thank you, interwebs.

Michael Swaim takes a look at the best background characters in viral video... because, after all, everyone knows spotlight-whores Dramatic Chipmunk and Tay Zonday.  It's the little people that make annoying internet memes...

Join our hero as he tries to break into the lucrative world of coming up with porno titles...and it's tougher than you think.  Everyone in the world can make the connection and blurt out Star Whores.  What about the Balltease...

In all honesty, "Sad Grandpa's" concession speech was a downer for us.  To be that honorable, articulate and graceful in defeat...god love the ol' fella.  That said, part of him must have just wanted to unleash the beast and...

God Bless Comic-Con and all who attend it. It might be the only place in the world where Darth Vader, an Enterprise crew member and some-guy-in-a-a-ski-mask-who-we-can't-recognize can put on a little song and dance and not...