Congratulations, 2009 World Series Champions New York Yankees. 

See, we can be decent human beings after all----ARRRARRRRARRARGGAHHAHHABBAJBAJ!!!

 

 

Just when it looked like the Phillies had a dramatic Game 2 rally in them, the Yankees turned a huge double play on a Chase Utley grounder, ending the eighth inning and -- for all practical purposes -- killing off...

Last night, the cyber-famous "Batting Stance Guy" made his network debut on the Late Show. Gar Ryness, an artiste in possession of the "least marketable skill in America" imitates batting stances for every current player in...

Before you laugh at them walking down the street to the Bee Gees, think about the combined dating history of these guys. Tiger has quality, Jeter has quality AND quantity, and Federer plays tennis. 'Nuff said.

Enough with the abbreviations, the bottom line is that when the U.S. needed to come up biggest, in a semifinal against Daisuke Matsuzaka and the Japanese, it couldn't get it done, failing to hold an early lead and then...

We'd add another reason:

In the WBC, The Netherlands (home of Vincent van Gogh, tulips, windmills and wooden clogs) was able to beat the Dominican Republic (home to most of the best players in the world) in a baseball game...

You want to feel sorry for someone with this whole A-Rod steroids debacle? We can't believe we're saying this, but maybe we should feel a little sorry for Derek Jeter. Clearly, the guy is sick of having to address A-Rod...

A win would have all but sewn up the AL East for the Boston Red Sox. Time to keep sewing. With the game tied at one, Derek Jeter took a Curt Schilling fastball deep over the Green Monster in the eighth, scoring three and...

Here's a shock: Derek Jeter came through in the clutch. Again. This time he helped lift the Yanks to a pivotal series win on the road, taking 3-of-4 in Tampa Bay to pull within 9 of the Yankees. Another nice, clean highlight...

Come to think of it, why does Gatorade need Harvey Keitel? The sports drink goes all indie film on us as Harvey Keitel plays first-base coach for Derek Jeter, calls an Angels pitcher a "schmendrick," and does his trademark...

He saved Damon's hair? OK, we love Letterman. And even though everyone outside of New York, maybe even outside the Bronx, has seen about enough of Derek Jeter over the years, the guy can deliver a punch line. Especially when...

It's been a bit of a rough start in Yankeeland, but "the Captain" hasn't lost his sense of humor. Here Derek Jeter offers ten lesser-known facts about himself. It isn't quite A-Rod's shirtless massage from Biff Henderson, but...