Adam West Batman caught tangled up with Bernie Madoff and he's consequently strapped for cash.  He's willing to pawn his priceless memorabilia for motel-room stays and hot sandwiches. Family Guy can't pay the bills,...

Poor Adam West has been sleeping in a (Bat)cave and drawing nutrition from cups of hot water and ketchup. Come to his garage sale and buy the Batarang that saved Robin from the River Rat Gang. If you throw in the purchase of...

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman! (Second verse, same as the first!)