To celebrate Connery's birthday, we thought we'd throw out a head-to-head impersonation smackdown. In our opinion, Ferguson does a funnier Connery, but nothing tops the inspired lunacy of Darrell "I'll take the rapist"...

The Late Late Show nearly has a Michael Caine mutiny on its hands, what with the whiskey, a mess of lobster claws and butter, gay porn superheroes and a steady stream of ribald insults. We have to say Craig, you used to seem...