If you're contemplating suicide, hold off. It's apparently great motivation for writing a jingle, which will, in turn, help you save the family carpet business. Well done, Bros. Well done.

While Skip Raylon (Tim Meadows) and his brothers record the world's most tonally diverse jingle, Raymond Allan Davies (David Spade) stays home and paints pictures of his father in a tuxedo. Such is life in the carpet game.

The Raylon Brothers are back, high as hell, and ready to write a jingle...or bake a cake. One of the two.

You can't make this stuff up, folks.  The maker of this video for the McDonald's/MySpace Jingle Contest did 12 years for attempting to rob a McDonald's. Now he's turned himself around and works with juvenile delinquents. ...