At the always-glamorous Miss Universe pageant, Heidi Montag showed up to perform Body Language, looking not so much glamorous as much as slutty. Give it up, Heidi, and stick to what you're good at, which is... um... we'll get...

Yup.  She did it again.

The Miss Universe competition is a prestigious event in which beautiful and talented women gather from all over the... oh, wait, Miss USA just fell on her butt. Hey, way to be a metaphor for the perception of the United...

Whenever a model starts down a runway this is her worst nightmare--and every man's dream.