Miley showed up to the premiere of "Bolt" with a bad flu. The effort was worth it: Mr T was at the premiere too, with lots of guttural praise for the junior Cyrus. Flu, nothing. We'd drag our legless, armless corpse across...

Janet's been diagnosed with a rare form of migraine that causes vertigo. The affliction put a damper on her "Rock Witchu" tour, but she's ready to rock again, hopefully without the added thrill of dizziness.

Just in time for the Olympics, a terrifying epidemic is breaking out across China.  Where some experts suspect avian flu, the Chinese government has diagnosed it differently: "Olympic Fever"!  Symptoms include sores,...

A diagnosis of pancreatic cancer is the next worst thing to Death knocking on your door in person, but Patrick Swayze seems to be making a recovery since his initial diagnosis in March. He's up and about and generally...