In this edition of "Tip of the Hat/Wag of the Finger," Colbert passes judgment on being allowed to bring guns on Amtrak, fake(super hot) lesbianism to sell product, and why he and show favorite Jeff Goldblum should star in...

As you rapidly devour your third cheeseburger, in order to be first in line for the patriotically-decorated Bundt cake, take a moment to ponder the words of Missouri state representative Cunthia Cynthia Davis:

"Hunger can be...

Let's play who would you rather be:

A) A racist Op-Ed columnist

B) A Chinese civil servant forced to smoke or face a big fine

C) A guy who had a bear as his best man

Why not join Colbert in passing judgment on all three?

Sean Hannity's "obsequious crack-licking" of Rush Limbaugh's elephant-sized rump means he must have really upset El Rusho like all the other GOP types who bow at his probably-need-to-be-replaced knees. Otherwise, why would a "