On one hand, we hate celebrities telling us what to do, funny or not. On the other hand, we hate insurance companies. Period. So preach on, calculatingly sarcastic famous people!

Safe words. Certs. Chocolate guns (?). All are part of Craig Robinson's advice for men who want to get sexy in a big, big way.

The "black Michael Jackson" says you should write your name on your kidneys, lest they be harvested by Chinese kidnappers in a midtown hotel.