Not all at once, mind you; 23,000 Big Macs consumed in one sitting might even kill Kirstie Alley. Still, a Wisconsin man named Don Gorske has performed an admirable(?) feat: His obsessive-compulsive disorder has driven him to...

Bird watching is fun.  Not really.  Just ask this man (who reminds us vaguely of Bob Saget).  Man, he is really depressing in a really funny way.  Hmm...  We think we'll make it a point to graduate from college and get a life.