Early theories that the spill was caused by a disposal unit coming from the last season of Rock of Love were proven wrong when it was revealed that it was actually a supply transport for the upcoming series starring Johnny...

It's probably the most-oft uttered line in Reality TV history: "I'm not here to make friends; I'm here to win."  Here's a funny little mash-up of almost every reality show you can think of, and the predictable cliche being...