The veteran actor is adding long-distance runner to his illustrious list of characters, which already includes Goose and That Guy From ER Who Died and... Goose and That Guy From ER Who Died.

Polls and electoral votes prove to be meaningless in a world where political changes are decided by deadly dogfights headed by each party's frontrunner.  If this were an election, we might be sitting on the edge of our seats. 

Here's the second half of Conan's 2003 visit to the Persian Gulf. That was more than five years ago, back when our Middle East military situation didn't seem quite so, um, complicated? We couldn't help but think that a lot of...