Never forget, Triumph.

You gotta' fight.

For your right.

To passsssssss ouuuttttt on the ground covered in turd, vomit and patchouli oil.

It's all worth a Tenth Ave. Freeze Out duet with the Boss, though.

Take it away,...

If there's ever been an event that cries out for the full-on Triumph treatment, it's Bonnaroo. He's going to have to change up his tactics, though. If Triumph poops all over the dirty hippies, weed eaters, and Phish-heads,...

Yours is not to question why Zach rides around in a golf cart, doing you-know-what.  This is the reason we wear cups in public.

Seth Morris fulfills a public need at the Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival by the challenging the sexuality of frat boys, and cutting down on the national rate of masturbation.  We salute you, Older Creepy Naked Guy.

Mr. Thune is an American hero.  Why?  He had the balls to wade through the human sea of the Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival.  And if that fails to interest you, he does speak to half-naked women.  You perverts.

There is something about improvised, interact-with-real-people sketches that show us how beautiful, diverse the world is.  And how people need to seriously learn some bathroom manners.  God bless the Internet.  (Shot at the...