If you are, go soak your head in a pool. The dude has won 14 gold medals, had a ghostwriter pen written the book No Limits: The Will to Succeed, offered to learn ice dancing, pimped Lil' Wayne and gave us a hero in 2008 when

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OK, that didn't really happen, but don't we all wish he did? Instead, Phelps just dazzled the Vanderbilt heir with his celebratory bling, taking out all eight gold medals he won in Beijing before beating Cooper in a swim off...

Michael Phelps has a cameo on an upcoming episode of Entourage, and The Sporting Blog came through with preview video of the clip, which is full of nderstatedly -- and typically -- bad acting from Phelps ... and the rest of...

Kobe Bryant. Alex Rodriguez. Michael Phelps. Tony Hawk. All are living legends in their respective sports. All have the money and means to do and get whatever they want. All could easily buy Guitar Hero, the game's associated...

Baltimore held a "Parade of Gold" for Michael Phelps, to honour his eight gold medals. We know some people hate on Phelps because it's easier to trash someone than admire them, but maybe the Hummer was a bad choice for a...

As you can see, there's no "Pee" in it, we'd like to keep it that-- Screw it! You've won 14 medals Michael Fred, fill the pool with your gold-flaked urine! You're the underwater king! You're Aquaman! There should be a Little...

"The following celebrity special should in no way be mistaken for a Barbara Walters special..." Fat chance of that Babs, you never would've dug deep enough to reveal Salma Hayek isn't 100% Mexican! 

We do declare that Phelps has won the battle of the bulge. Perhaps Dr. McSwimmy should try hanging his eight gold medals somewhere besides his neck?

We were wondering how Amy Poehler got so fat. 12,000 calories a day? Wow! She should really lay off the bacon-wrapped meatballs, and the sex with men. 

Unfortunately, we only get to see Kevin don the Ethel Merman swimcap. Oh, and prior to his season-opening SNL hosting gig this weekend, we would like to remind everyone that Michael Phelps is a phenomenal athlete. 

If Michael Phelps had been asked with the classic line, "You've just won your fourteenth gold medal, what are you going to do now" it seems like he wouldn't have answered Playboy Club instead of Disneyland. Instead of...

Remember Michael Phelps?  The Olympics legend (played by Rob Lathan) begins his own Internet series, where he reviews all you need to know about popular culture.  Now, launching his own show with no discernible on-camera...

With 14 gold medals under his belt and nothing left to prove, Olympic champion Michael Phelps donated money and time to the YMCA to help kids to swim. We generally refuse to learn skills from anyone except Olympic champions,...

The media didn't want to portray the current American Olympic hero, Michael Phelps, in this way, so they kept the footage hidden.... until now!  This shocking leaked footage shows the REAL Michael Phelps and his most...

Everyone knows that Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson has a couple screws loose, but the last time we checked, no one thought he was stupid. Well, guess what? He is! Johnson, who admits that his inner-city childhood hampered...