Inspired by the speedy marriage between her sister Khloe and Lamar Odom, Kim Kardashian has decided to make things work again with her old squeeze, Reggie Bush. Fresh wedding air has a way of making a person desperate.

After capturing our hearts this year in 500 Days of Summer, Zooey Deschanel goes and spoils it by getting married. Ben Gibbard, lead singer of Death Cab for Cutie and Postal Service, was the lucky man to win Zooey's lovely...

Got your eye on that special someone? Maybe, talking to them in person, instead of stalking them online, is the way to go. Unless you talk to them in person about how you stalk them online. We all stalk in private, if even...

 Does this mean we can get our money back for the gifts?

Marriage 2009. Not only do you need an extravagant ceremony, but now your marriage-related activities must be compatible as possible with viral video success.

Its The new American tradition!

And it sucks! As if weddings didn'...

Less than two years after Usher and his wife spent a truckload of money getting hitched, the couple are calling it quits. Hint to anyone attending a celebrity wedding in the future: Don't spend more than twenty bucks on a...

Short Shorts is back again with a mayor who can't remember the victims of tragedy, a nuclear passcode that is safely kept secret, and a Jewish wedding gone awry.

Miley Cyrus has been seen a lot lately with her much-older boyfriend, but she says she's saving her maidenhead for her wedding night. If you can't wrap your head around that claim, try believing in unicorns instead; it's...

Salma Hayek married her baby's father, billionare Francois-Henri Pinault, in a civil ceremony last winter, but the couple only recently pulled out the stops and threw a big celebration. There were celebrities and ponies and a...

Tom and Gisele had a second wedding ceremony in Costa Rica to make everything official, but some nosy paparazzis narrowly avoided death when their security team fired shots at the photogs! Who did they hire, Blackwater?

Jamie Lynn Spears has called off her marriage plans with her baby's father, Casey Aldridge. The couple say they're happy enough living together without the pressure of a wedding. You'll retract that attitude when you have to...

David Letterman snuck off and married his longtime girlfriend, Regina Lasko. The viewing public feels betrayed. Where's the long, dragging engagement? Where's the relevant Top Ten lists? Where's Letterman as a Groomzilla?...

54-year-old Bruce Willis tied the knot to 34-year-old model Emma Heming in his Turks & Caicos home on Saturday. Ex-wife Demi Moore and her hubby Ashton Kutcher were in attendance for the ceremony. A civil ceremony will be...

NFL superstar Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen tied the knot Thursday in a Santa Monica private ceremony. Upon hearing the news, millions of people screamed to the heavens in frustration that two of the most beautiful people in...

Honestly, this could be a documentary, for all we know. We have no idea what goes on at bridal showers, and we don't care to ever find out. If it devolves into a Survivor-style game of cutthroat psychosis, so be it.