Michael Jackson, having recently turned 50, talks to Good Morning America about his past and future career. Hint: his past is a lot brighter than his future. Regardless, Jackson's enormous influence on the music industry is...

A fan at Lil' Kim's birthday party, held at a popular Times Square karoake bar, was found in a closet having been beaten to death with a pipe. An employee has been arrested after confessing to the murder, but we learned this...

We can hardly believe it -- time sure does fly! -- but My Damn Channel is a year old!  Here's a salute to a solid year (and a hope for many more), to the guys who bring us Wainy Days, You Suck At Photoshop, Harry Shearer and...

The Man can't stop Rock n Roll and neither can gout or a pulled back. Mick Jagger is now 65 years old, proving that even rock rebels cannot fight the ravages of age...though said ravages can't silence them, either. As a...

Oh, God.  We're horrible people for liking this clip.  Well, use this clip as a lesson to take it easy when searching for presents for friends.

Shia Lebeouf made an appearance on Letterman and answered some questions about his Chicago Walgreens arrest. Between his wardrobe changes, 'the sauce,' plastic handcuffs, and celebrating his 21st birthday, Lebeouf talks about...

The Beckhams two-year-old son had quite a message for the paparazzi after leaving a birthday party for his mother Victoria. Cruz gave the paps a one-finger salute as the family strolled by the crazed photogs. We'd only hope...

Has it really been one year already? The big daddy of all viral humor video websites turned one yesterday, and here's a mashup of birthday wishes. Of course, these early birthday celebrations are all fun, but just wait until...

We've all had fun bashing the crap out of a pinata at one time or another. Maybe your last experience was at a family gathering or birthday party. But for the pinatas themselves, it's not so fun. The fear of their demise can...

Having a photographic memory (and being a nosy little bastard) can can come in handy for stuff like this, but you should really think about WHO you're violating when you go into that "For Your Eyes Only!" folder. ..

What does any pregnant 17-year-old former TV star do on her birthday? If you're Jamie-Lynn Spears, you try to stay out of the spotlight and have a low-key dinner at Ruby Tuesday's with your baby daddy. Living the good life!...

Lush-ous rapper Eve set out to celebrate her friend Eva Longoria Parker's 33rd birthday the other evening, and boy did she succeed. The paps caught up with the bleary-eyed performer as she was leaving Beso, Eva's new...

First off, where does one find a service that features midgets as strippers? Second, if you were such a midget, wouldn't you be insulted that someone hired you to strip for their dog's birthday party? You have to concede to...

The stars were out in force for Ashton Kutcher's 30th birthday in New York's Socialista, but it looks like they may have had more than fun. Ashton, Demi, Madonna and others may have come into contact with a bartender who had...

This episode of Mondo Media's "Happy Tree Friends" takes aim at those innocent door to door cookie entrepreneurs, the Girl Scouts. Be careful, Girl Scouts, this video seems to be warning: the next doorbell you ring could be...