"Poop," "tinkle," "intercourse," "cho cho" and "oral enthusiast..." These are just a few of the choice words Stephen Colbert can say on television thanks to George Carlin, a vigilant fighter for the censorship of potty mouths...

Admit it, the man was on to something. And if George Carlin was right, if football really does identify with paramilitary progress while baseball focuses on home life and the pleasures of the common man, should the rise in...

Keith reveals that George has been emailing observations for years, and that he could use them on Countdown as long as he didn't give Carlin credit. The world of stand-up comedy is filled with neurotic narcissistic cut-...

This is one of Carlin's early characters, from 1966, back when he himself was rather clean cut. Even 40+ years ago, though, Carlin was sneaking in irreverent pot jokes and digs at Cold War paranoia. It wouldn't be long before...

In six weeks, some buddy of George Carlin gets the thrill of erasing him from their address book. And we imagine that's exactly how he'd want it. Even in death, we have his thoughts on death... and fu*king the UPS Man. R.I.P....

Carlin on war: "rich old men protecting their property by sending middle and lower class young men off to die." You can see where Bill Maher gets it from, no?

"Sh*t, Pi*s, Fu*k, Cu*t, Cocksu*ker, Motherfu*ker, Ti*s." These are the infamous "seven words that you can never say on television" that landed George Carlin in a Milwaukee jail on a public indecency charge. (Fortunately, his...

We're going to take a little break from the routine and have a Late Nite tribute to George Carlin, the indelible comic who passed away on Sunday at the age of 71. Carlin did an astounding 14 HBO one-hour specials of all-new ...

A wealthy well-built sexually-starved woman in her late teens. Must like Canadian food and be a non-smoker.... This is the personal-ad-never-to-be-answered that Carlin unveiled on Letterman in 1997. He also writes a sentence...

This 1972 Tonight Show clip offers a whole lot goodness, starting with Carlin's woolly beard. The show was a lot shaggier as well, with Flip Wilson rambling on about Carlin's album for a full minute before he comes out on...

On Sunday, June 22, 2008, George Carlin died of heart failure.  He was 71.  Carlin crafted an ascerbic, misanthropic brand of humor that challenged absurd notions of decency (sparking a court case that ended up in the Supreme...