Elmo wish he never go to Mexican whorehouse. The swine flu is a stiff neck compared to the bloody anal sores from the STD he pick up. Elmo never go hogging with Oscar again.

 

Run for your lives, kids! We're all going to die!

Unless you make like Gordon by washing your hands and covering your mouth when you cough. 

That's too much to ask! Make peace with your God!

What was Michelle Obama's most important meeting of the day?  Elmo, of course!  Sesame Street characters enjoy guest spots on the block, and Michelle Obama called her appearance the best thing she's done "since living in the...

Elmo interviews comedian Ricky Gervais this November on Sesame Street.  When you get a look at the outtakes from the shoot, it so hilarious that even Ricky Gervais is cracking up.  Looks like Elmo's stealing the show!

Comedian Ricky Gervais filmed an interview with Elmo in honor of Sesame Street's 40th birthday. The interview won't be aired until November, but here are some outtakes of the filming to keep you laughing till then. Brought to...

Hip-hop hooligans selling unlistenable mimx-tapes are beating down the famed Hollywood Blvd "actors" who harass tourists into paying $10 for a picture with a smelly alcoholic Spider-Man.

Who do you root for in this madness?...

Little Lindsey has no idea who's she's working with here.  On screen, Elmo's all cute and cuddly, but his reputation preceeds him as a womanizing, power-hungry diva.  This is one of those rare videos where we get to see what...

YouTuber, edbassmaster, makes a prank call using the voice of Elmo.  What the red furry claims is that he was harassed in a toy store by being put back on the shelf.  The nerve of some people....

On August 11, Sesame Street begins its whopping 39th season and the good folks sent out a little preview, brought to you by the letters PR. It looks like fans both young an old will see: frequently naked actresses Kim...

And we say it wasn't unnecessary. Those potty-mouthed furry little f*ckers have been getting a free ride from the FCC for way too long. Yes, you too, Elmo. You little pr*ck. 

Gitmo, the Karachi cab driver turned terrorist sympathizer, doesn't agree with the Supreme Court's decision to require those held at Guantanamo Bay to be allowed to contest their imprisonment. He's seen the "crazy motherf*...