Elmo wish he never go to Mexican whorehouse. The swine flu is a stiff neck compared to the bloody anal sores from the STD he pick up. Elmo never go hogging with Oscar again.

Run for your lives, kids! We're all going to die!
Unless you make like Gordon by washing your hands and covering your mouth when you cough.
That's too much to ask! Make peace with your God!




Hip-hop hooligans selling unlistenable mimx-tapes are beating down the famed Hollywood Blvd "actors" who harass tourists into paying $10 for a picture with a smelly alcoholic Spider-Man.
Who do you root for in this madness?...





