Seems down in Texas there's a man named Big John, and yes he seems serious he ain't puttin' you on. We don't know much about his fancy opponent Bernstein, he seems more like a shmendrick less like Springsteen. We're glad we...

if junior Senator John Cornyn's campaign ad's a spoof, then it's brilliant; if it's legit, then it could be one of the most ridiculous political ad of all time. From the wlld wild west narration ("That place out yonder needs...