The headline from Wonkette, which we got this video from, says it all:

"Better Yet, Chuck Grassley, Why Isn’t O.J. Simpson In Guantanamo Right Now?"

Yes, we're hoping upon hoping what you're hoping too. But we don't want to jinx it. We'll simply tune into Saturday Night Live in the hopes that a certain bespectacled TV-comedy-writerly sexpot morphs into another certain...

The mega-bestseller from Sarah Palin has a mind of its own. It doesn't play by your conventional rules, it does what it thinks is best for the country, at least the part where igloos be. Going Rogue isn't afraid to take out a...

They do share that sordid past...

By the way, our contribution to the "Top Ten Surprises in the Sarah Palin Book" would be:

#1a.) She quit writing it halfway through, last 172 pages blank. 

It was on Oprah...sort of. 

Palin's a quitter who loves unprotected sex. 

Huh. Maybe she is a real American after all. 

So far, our favorite moment of the Going Rogue media blitz was when Palin labeled the AP "opposition research" on her Facebook page. And what exactly is the AP guilty of? Fact-checking her work. 

What else do you expect from ...

We hear you loud and clear, little bookworms. 

We'd much rather drive a sword into our hearts and jump into a volcano filled with sharks than read Palin's memoir too. 

You know why you can't stand the sight of her, right? 

Because you're an elitist who can't handle a real American who kills stuff with her bare hands in her God-fearing state of Alaska.

If you find her unlikable because she...