You know the age-old question: paper or plastic.  Now Ben Schwartz must decide.  How will he choose?  The decision will shock you!

In what we hope becomes an unending chronology of the worst possible choices anyone could make, if only to make us feel better about our own life, Ben Schwartz brings you the first episode of Terrible Decisions. Alf and...

A stud like Merriman should not be so concerned with the ranting of a lunatic interviewer...unless it's Ben Schwartz.

An oldie, but a goodie from Ben Schwartz. If we interviewed any job candidate that prominently worked references to Robocop and having a "20-inch dong" into their resume, they'd get the position. Immediately. Probably not a...

Ben Schwartz rocks the interview process.  He could talk his way into a world-class law firm before attending law school.  He could talk his way onto the Green Bay Packers.  He talks so good, magical trumpets accompany him......

Last month, NBA Commissioner David Stern announced that he will fine players who 'flop', ie. purposefully fall back upon contact with an offensive player, so that the referee will think a foul has been committed.  Well, Mr....