If you don't get a warm feathery fuzzy watching Jimmy Kimmel interviewing Big Bird about life on Sesame Street, then...

We don't want to believe people like that exist. They're phantoms, like Mr. Snuffleupagus. 

He doesn't...

Would it shock you to learn that Jimmy Kimmel has a tangential connection to the mega-douche-of-the-moment Richard Heene? 

The it probably won't be a surprise that the link is some "actor" named Perry Caravello, who used to...

"Oh say, can you see, by the power of the Dodgers..."

(Guillermo wipes away a tear, eats another nacho.)

We feel your pain Guillermo. That was a gut-punch loss if we ever saw one.

Doesn't explain what happened to your shirt,...

Chippy is the aunt with no sons, yet she gets crucified by two morons, namely Jimmy and Sal. 

While Chippy was off babysitting, the boys sent out a crew to paint here house orange and green. She doesn't take it so well. It...

Ladies and gay gentlemen, sit back and enjoy the pixilated goodness of naked dough boy Jimmy Kimmel as he bends over for Ricky Gervais!

Oh, it's not like that, get your mind out of the gutter...

Honestly, is there anyone out...

Now, that's a spicy meatball!

Too easy? Screw you. We're off to CostCo to get a 25 lb. sack of spaghetti noodles and a 50-gallon drum of Prego. 

Before you watch the video, take a guess: Will it weigh more than Guillermo?

Let's get a few things straight:

1.) Guillermo is a great actor

2.) We would love to see Matt Damon play Queen Latifah in a movie

3.) We could take Kimmel in a "Hollywood Rules" fight

4.) Now that they're kaput, is Sarah...

It's a frozen yogurt store, why'd you have to go and order a smoothie?

You said a small, that's a small. Deal with it. 

You know what? Get the hell out of here. 

We like Sal's blunt approach to dessert sales. Now top off our...

Happy birthday to you,

Happy birthday to you,

Happy birthday dear ultimate time-waster/porn provider/Jedi squirrel fighter/fantasy bass fishing hoster/Daily Tube savior/life taker-over/You Tube farter/awesome stuff finder/...

Were we the only ones who never knew Jimmy Kimmel's alma mater was Arizona State University? Did he graduate? It's hard to picture a less-motivated student than Kimmel, although it is ASU, so he probably majored in peyote and...

As you've probably heard, "popular dogfighting promoter" Mike Vick is back in the NFL. It'll be a few weeks before we get to see if he still has game, but for now one group is steadfastly behind his return. The cats of the...