Friends, if you're in the same financial pickle as most of America (that is, you're "broke-ass"), you owe it to yourself to save money on your legal services and your daycare. Preferably at the same time.

Polanski has finally been called up on charges of sleeping with a 13-year old girl, but the girl, Samantha Geimer, wants to see the charges dropped. Geimer says the case has been causing her high levels of stress, and "job...

Li'l Wayne is facing a year of jailtime for pleading guilty to illegal gun posession. The sentence is ill-timed, as he just got news of a new baby on the way.

The John Travolta extortion trial has been declared a mistrial, bringing it to an abrupt end. The Judge was reportedly hesitant to declare a mistrial, but she did so when a lawmaker suggested that the still-deliberating jury...

Authorities have reason to believe that Richard Heene fabricated the story about his son, Falcon, floating away in a UFO-shaped balloon as part of a publicity stunt. The family is facing charges, though they may not come...

Lindsay Lohan was whisked back to court, where she had another year tacked on to her three-year probation for DUI. Lohan had failed to show up at the alcohol education classes that are part of her sentence. The Judge warned...

Police investigated complaints surrounding a dark, abandoned house in Atlanta. They found Soulja Boy, who bolted. When he came back a few minutes later to "get his car," they arrested him. He spent a night in jail and was...

Miley Cyrus' alleged stalker, Mark McLeod, made a quick court appearence on Tuesday. The State wants more time to review evidence before his peliminary hearing.

Chris Brown won't be hearing about his punishment for beating up Rihanna until the end of August. The court is looking into the possibility of community labor in Virginia. Celebrity chain gang, perhaps?

Disney execs are keeping a close eye on a 50-something named Mark McLeod, an admirer of Miley Cyrus who resolves to marry her. McLeod has harassed Cyrus in the past, and was jailed in Georgia for his deeds.

Michael Vick's home confinement sentence is done, and his tracking bracelet is removed. He's now officially free to try to mend his career in the NFL, though it's questionable how far he'll get.

Michael Jackson's dermatologist was served a subpoena this week requesting additional medical records on Jackson.

It seems Jon Gosselin's new girlfriend, Haylie Glassman (22) had some wild college years that involved a love affair with pot. Alas, a cruel policeman bust apart the relationship, and all that remains is a mug shot of...

Paris Hilton has arrived in Miami to defend herself against an $8 million lawsuit. Hilton's entertainment firm are accusing the actress of blowing off her promotional duties for 2006's flop, "Pledge This."

The death of Mike Tyson's young daughter might prove to be the lowest point the boxer has ever had to scramble out of. Associated Press takes a brief look at the multiple times Tyson has been imprisoned and released.