So it seems like Tobey Maguire is lined up for $50 million and two more Spiderman sequels.  Weird, we don't remember Peter Parker as a soft, middle-aged dude, but that's where we're headed. Anyway, here's an idea to pay for...

And yet, we have no Late Nite contestants... What gives people? They've had some 50 entries and they all suck. Look at the picture of these three guys; it's like a casting call for the next George Romero movie. So, in...

It's been five days and Conan has received exactly ONE entry. Some guy from Pittsburgh who spilled milk, but didn't cry over it. C'mon people, what are waiting for? On behalf of the Late Nite staff, we beg you to enter, win...