On one hand, we hate celebrities telling us what to do, funny or not. On the other hand, we hate insurance companies. Period. So preach on, calculatingly sarcastic famous people!

Somewhere, those "town meeting" assholes are taking a break from stockpiling ammunition and eating paste to somberly nod in agreement.

Kevin Bacon, probably suffering from cocaine withdrawal, hosts a new prank show.  Eat it, Ashton!

Despite electing the Messiah for president, society will crash within the next 13 months.  Spend the rest of your money on this exciting program!

Guess what happens here.

In lieu of watching the actual 'Spankwire,' we found a definition at Urban Dictionary.  There are so many reasons to avoid the actual thing.  One, for example: it's not even funny.  What is funny, though: this video.

Three men discover how creepy they are.  You will, too.

What letter do you think the '%' is supposed to stand for?  We've been trying to figure that out for a while.  Maybe watching this mockumentary about a very special porn star will enlighten us...

Monday, 11-17-08!  Funny Or Die releases this trailer for the short film, The Smallest Co%k In Porn: The Don Dolmes Story.  This is a real trailer.  The movie itself is available from Funny Or Die right now.  Now, sucker!

Not Boner.  "Broner"  With an extra r.  And Rob Corddry (The Daily Show) has one upon meeting a really cool new male work buddy.  Not that he's gay or anything.  And not that there is anything wrong with being gay.  But Rob...

Child killer (!) Krueger just wanted to let you know that he's reformed, and makes awesome smoothies.

Sarah Palin has a chance to be one step from the presidency.  And that may be the best, or the worst, thing to ever happen to this country.  Of course, Rudy Casoni, the neglected illegitimate son of Frank Sinatra, is the only...

Yours is not to question why Zach rides around in a golf cart, doing you-know-what.  This is the reason we wear cups in public.

Soon, the House of Representatives will vote on the revised bailout bill to support the firms that created our fiscal crisis.  Won't you help Congress contribute to these needy companies?  If you give now, maybe they won't...

Actually, we are pretty surprised he would only come out right after having a kid.