Looking for a parking space in a full lot? Try parking on top of the other cars! Brilliant! Looking for a parking space in a half-empty lot? Park on top of the other cars anyway!

Batman likes the night. And, he likes to vanish into said night at random moments, leaving the Commissioner to babble at himself like a demented old man. How did Batman get so good at his vanishing act? With a lot of practice,

Ah-ha! Now we know how superdrunk got to the liquor store!

This home shopping channel will sell you a Wii, Wii Sports, and several fun accessories for $200! What a deal! Granted, you might be hit up for a bit of an extra expense when your faux tennis racket breaks in half and goes...

Moscow held a championship for a rather unorthodox sport: pole dancing. One woman put on a great performance that went sour at the very end. Don't they superglue these things to the ground or something?

General internet knowledge states that furry fursuiters love to be ridden on.  But wouldn't you know it?  That just isn't the case.

Here we have video proof that a lot of demolition "experts" out there graduated Demolition 101 with a C- at best.

No matter how much work you put into your exercise regime, it's just not a good idea to go up against 500 pounds of gym equipment with your fingertips. Free range weights really pack a wallop.

If you're going to steal an iPhone prototype by grabbing it and running during a newscast, we recommend you learn the difference between and iPhone and a microphone. It could save your life.

So, you've decided to end it all. Lying in the path of an oncoming train usually does the trick, but if things don't go as planned, you might have a pesky guardian angel who needs to be told to buzz off.

A sub-intelligent man willingly put himself in the wrong place at the wrong time. "Lookit me! I'm the King of England! Get off my royal lawn, you kids! I--Ahhhh!"

Hope he's alright, that was a nasty spill.

Onlookers were concerned that this truck carrying a Brazilian soccer team was too full to remain safely upright. They were correct. 

FAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

See, the way it works is that you're supposed to douse burning houses and people with water. You do not light yourself on fire and fling flames at passersby. Sigh, back to "Fire Basics 101"...

A girl has gone missing, but a sharp-eyed witness has caught a glimpse of the villain who spirited her away. Be on the lookout: he's small, adorable, fuzzy--Oh God, it's Mister Jingles!

Hillary Clinton told Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov that America wanted to start fresh with Russia. To prove it, she handed him a "Reset" button--except the word "Reset" was mistranslated from English to Russian and...