Disney's quality control department was probably out on a bender when this Lion King toy got approved for retail. Watch as Rafiki, the wise baboon, educates Simba first-hand on what the "Circle of Life" entails.

It's about time the greatest, yet most misunderstood sport that ever donned the ice, came to the Wii. Too bad for these Australian Today show hosts, they don't cum come off looking too PG for morning television.

No matter how high you sit (or think you sit) on the corporate ladder, the highest king to the lowliest peasant will look like a dumbass if he accidentally shares his latte with a glass door.

In Australia, there are many species of hairy spider that would eat our wussy North American spiders for breakfast--then vomit them up, and eat them again. This fellow (and his pint-sized assistant) tries to catch a hairy...

A girl tries to perform flips on her bed. It doesn't go as badly as you'd expect: it actually goes quite a bit worse.

You are not good at parkour.  You're actually quite clumsy, and we found this epic compilation of failures to remind you that you're not a street athlete, and never will be.

Looking for a parking space in a full lot? Try parking on top of the other cars! Brilliant! Looking for a parking space in a half-empty lot? Park on top of the other cars anyway!

Batman likes the night. And, he likes to vanish into said night at random moments, leaving the Commissioner to babble at himself like a demented old man. How did Batman get so good at his vanishing act? With a lot of practice,

Ah-ha! Now we know how superdrunk got to the liquor store!

This home shopping channel will sell you a Wii, Wii Sports, and several fun accessories for $200! What a deal! Granted, you might be hit up for a bit of an extra expense when your faux tennis racket breaks in half and goes...

Moscow held a championship for a rather unorthodox sport: pole dancing. One woman put on a great performance that went sour at the very end. Don't they superglue these things to the ground or something?

General internet knowledge states that furry fursuiters love to be ridden on.  But wouldn't you know it?  That just isn't the case.

Here we have video proof that a lot of demolition "experts" out there graduated Demolition 101 with a C- at best.

No matter how much work you put into your exercise regime, it's just not a good idea to go up against 500 pounds of gym equipment with your fingertips. Free range weights really pack a wallop.

If you're going to steal an iPhone prototype by grabbing it and running during a newscast, we recommend you learn the difference between and iPhone and a microphone. It could save your life.