Vanessa Hudgens doesn't have anything on these new, improved, genetically-engineered child stars.  Check out Today Now's segment on Disney's new products, who put Camp Rock to shame.  The perfectionists at Disney have finally...

Dr. Doug Erskin makes an appearance on the Onion News Network to explain how the incredible scientific feat was accomplished.  It all started out as a possible cure for farm animal Alzheimer's, and eventually we came to this.