If only cloning cows and making the perfect steak had reached its apex where we could grab a clump of Riggle's chest hair and develop another sexy rowdy piece of military man-meat.

Damn you, science! 

Good luck, Mr. Riggle....

Have you ever wanted an army to do all your hard work for you?  Happy Tree Friends lets us know that the reality of having more than one version of yourself is not so pretty.  The cuddly gore-mongers explore the possibilities...

Dr. Doug Erskin makes an appearance on the Onion News Network to explain how the incredible scientific feat was accomplished.  It all started out as a possible cure for farm animal Alzheimer's, and eventually we came to this.