Alright Nation, who is ready for a Cenac Attack? We are! Can Larry Wilmore make us forget about old world Daily Show host Jon Stewart? Yes, he can!

Gold is just a shiny metal and Santa Claus is robbing your house so why not kill some time with the "uppy-downy" index that's got you freaked out 24/7? It's not like you can afford to do anything else tonight. 

It ain't pretty. We did our patriotic duty and watched the debate in its entirety, but truth be told, this 10-minute piece would have sufficed. McCain: Jell-O on the wall, knows how to get bin Laden but never thought to tell...

Happy New Year, Chosen folk! In this, the year 5769, we look to your wisdom and guidance as to the 2008 election. We were unaware that black women have large "tuchuses," but even more surprised to learn that it's "only if...

Are the least helpful people in the world. You in particular, Yentl. 

He's chubby, to be sure, but he's one mustachioed Lothario. You can't spell cojones without Jones, so get to the chopper, Choco! The parrot is waiting. 

The Daily Show worked up a semi-coherent sort-of-funny comparison between the Superdome during Katrina and the Xcel Center when the convention was dialed down with Gustav approaching the Gulf Coast. ("They're out of Merlot..."...

"It's Colorado, the whole state's a beer ad." And thus, Aasif Mandvi throws down the golden gauntlet for a week of beer-soaked elitist Daily Show shenanigans. Wazzzuppppp, liberals? Toss the arugula, fist-bump your gay...

Look at the similarities: both gangstas and the GOP love money and guns, gay people scare the sh*t out of them, and every other word out of their mouths starts with an N. Hmmm. It's an intriguing thesis Wyatt Cenac has and it...

Barack...Baruch... It's sad that there seems to be a rift in the Democratic party when it comes to South Florida's community of retired Jews. Where's the love for Barack? You all have so much in common like good diction, a...

Or wet people. Massive floods in Iowa hit a week ago, W. is headed there today... Joke writes itself. Thanks, Kanye.

Wyatt Cenac is his name and explaining how the political primaries are boring is his game. Sure, he was mildly interested when the "lady started winning primaries and then the preacher dude started messing things up for the...