"Mommy, why's the man behind us riding the es'lator all funny?" "Sometimes when people drink goofy juice, they decide to do things differently, dear." "...Can we get ice cream?" "We may as well."

Man has always loved his umbrellas, but what happens when the umbrellas say: "No more?" One furious member of the species manages to catch and consume a hapless woman and it's all caught on tape. Nom nom nom.

A well-meaning mom tries to teach her kids how to play baseball, and an inevitable mishap ensues. To be fair, the older kid has the bat-swinging part down pat.

Anyone have a hot pocket? Susan Deming of LOL gives us a behind-the-scenes look at faux outtakes from Hillary Clinton's latest--and last--ad. Whoa, lady...save some of your dignity!