Tired of bold flavors and great tastes? Chicho's new "Weak Sauce" takes all the fun and flavor from spicy marinade and totally ruins it!  Whether you like chicken, fish, or steak, "Weak Sauce" will make you gag uncontrollably...

A new product has hit the market that will revolutionize the way Americans get fatter.  Introducing the fast-food-feed-bag, which will now allow Americans to stuff their faces without even breathing.  Now you can get down...