We could use this is an opportunity to make random references to the past work of the great Patton Oswalt, but we shan't.  That said, he's definitely funnier than Robert Frost and... poet laureates other than Robert Frost.

A recent Dunkin' Donuts ad featured Rachel Ray endorsing the chain in what was perceived to be a Palestinian keffiyeh, meaning she's a terrorist sympathizer.  Regardless of how outlandishly inaccurate the crackpot theory is, ...